i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
I’m In Pain So I Bought Something Pretty: a novel by me
I’m In Pain So I Ate Something Tasty: the follow-up novel
I’m in pain: so I read Tumblr for five hours
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.